You know you live in Utah if...

1-Someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there.
2-You've worn shorts and a parka at the same time.
3-You've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number.
4-"Vacation" meand going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the weekend.
5-You measure didtance in hours.
6-You have switched from "heat" to "A/C" and back to "heat" in the same day.
7-You install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked.
8-You can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching.
9-You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
10-The speed limit on the highway is 75 mph, you're going 80 and everyone is still passing you.
11-Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
12-You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction.
13-You find 10 degrees "a little chilly"
14-You actually understand these jokes.